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Hurricane Harvey is now a category 4 storm

big winds

This is a general reminder to hydrate your backup

As my teenage daughter's shirt says...

"I'm only talking to you because the servers are down!"

Lewd not Lewd? 

I was complimented on my nipples tonight.

Feels nice.

It's okay to tell people nice things.

Looks like central Texas is going to get even more rain now.

Interesting.

Remind Texas and Louisiana friends to be smart this weekend

I raised my monitor 2.5 inches and it makes such a difference.

This is so good for my head and my posture!

Now I need to come up with a better structure for it to rest upon besides a holiday dessert tin and an old PSU

Maybe a trip to Home Depot in my future?

People moved into the house across the street just three months ago and already it's up for rent.

I don't think I've had across-the-street neighbors for more than 9 months at a time over the last 15 years

"You know what this situation needs?
More cats"

Me, in most situations

WTH?!

Samsung Sans was installed?

Why do I need this BS font on my phone?

Calming Down 

I decided to "chill my tits" by standing in front of the air conditioner.

Worked well.

It's not a sick burn if you misspell the words and it's not on purpose

Bay Area artists! A little over 1 week left to sign up!
If you want to do the free Game Maker lesson I encourage you to pre-register so we know how students to accommodate for!
#mastoart
artsplosion.lgbt/

for the first time I am thinking of blocking some keywords from my timeline

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