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Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us

I'd go but you're wet and you're furry

and funky

One day I was walking and I found this big log
then I rolled the log over and underneath
was a tiny little stick
and I was like,
"That log had a child!"

I might be watching an 80s game-show about playing arcade games

I might be

twitch.tv/shoutfactorytv

I am now under a Flash Flood Warning according to the alert on my phone

Texas people: Turn around. Don't drown.

I'm gonna CUDDLE you and get my GAY all over YOU

There's a wet squirrel in my tree

[sounds like a euphemism]

Psst... everyone keeps telling me this and I thought I should share it... 

*HONK*

I think I've reached my limit

Bed sounds nice

At least, that's what I'm shooting for

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