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TFW your transfer rate goes from 64Mb/S to 7Mb/S

"Everyone knows only serial killers are left handed."

Okay, this is uncool. I may be left-handed but I only use my right hand to kill.

Yummy espresso shake in the middle of the night, plus a shot of espresso I did with the barista

I might not sleep the whole of Friday

Guess who forgot to go out today and pick up their HRT refill?

Since when did tortilla soup become a standard at Outback Steakhouse?

"Down under" shouldn't mean down under the Rio Grande

THE REAL SECRET OF MAKING GOOD CONTENT 

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A mosquito sucked on my forehead above my right eye. Now it's itchy and I grump.

I want my blood back.

Thank you to all who responded.

it was unanimous and I love you all

Hooray beer!

I so need that beer now.

My son and I got into an argument over something stupid and it escalated to the point where he gave me the finger and told me that I don't even know how traumatic my transition was on him as a child, though I did take him to counseling and therapists.

I really don't even know what to say to that at this point.

I so need that beer

so, now that I'm full of pico and queso and rice and beans... should I drink a beer or a Coke?

I need to install a new HDD in my computer so I could use help deciding

If you've ever been suspected by an officer of being on drugs... and you were not under the influence...

kvue.com/news/investigations/t

"Wherever you go... there you are."

~Buckaroo Banzai

tooting from Taco Bell

I'll toot more later :wink:

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