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It's okay to be trans and not like pickles

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I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.

Now THAT's a fursona!

I am in a ridiculous amount of jaw pain.

Send meds.

Aliens are monitoring our media and 98% of the internet is porn...They're not giving us anal probes; they're just trying to speak the language.
#writingprompts #writing

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The discourse in here is frightful
but my monitor's glow is delightful
And since you're been here all day...

I am gay!
I am gay!
I am gay! 🎶​ :rainbow_flag:​ ❄️​

Not sure which is more dangerous... the running of the bulls in Spain or the early-morning feeding of the cats

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I like how my notifications for my last post all say that I carried in two 42 pound bags of cat

awoo.space/media/gk8eqcdVvsa6r

Just carried in two 42 pound bags of cat litter and a 16 pound bag of cat food.

In the end, it will all be 100 pounds of shit that I have to carry back out of the house.

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Ah! I see it's time for the cat to taste me and make sure I'm still edible.

It's a daily ritual. 🐱​

How can you tell if it's yellow snow when it's falling from the sky?

[asking for a friend]

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