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We had about an inch of snow last night.

I know, not a lot... but enough to make the kids happy, and not bad for December in central Texas

Are you in Austin, Texas?

I am.

*waves at everyone*

It is time for this cat to curl up and sleep.

Goodnight all, and pleasant dreams!

I burned my finger today. Someone make it feel better, please.

There's a Night Elf Demon Hunter in the auction house with invisible magical swords but when you view him from the side it just looks like he has sparkly pee-pee

Got a migraine and playing Warcraft. Woo.

Also, love my holiday costume!

It's too dang warm and humid for December!

But good for howling...

AWOO!

I'm hungry... but I want coffee... and I only slept 4 hours, so I want sleep... but I should be awake at this hour for my kiddo...

So much conflict. What do

Vaguely lewd joke 

After hours of cutting out paper icons, me: "Damn, I'm getting good at scissoring".

...

Boy rant, anatomy 

Why are all my young guy friends so afraid of the butthole?

Okay, I know that sounded like a "Whoa! That's lewd and unexpected!" But that's not what I meant.

All (probably an exaggeration) my young male friends online seem to be afraid of butts so much that they wouldn't even consider touching one during sex, let alone allowing their tongue to come anywhere near the area.

I don't get it. Where did all the butt-horror stories come from that these guys are all so afraid?

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