ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

WTF is a smellfie?

The hardest part of adulting is being responsible for myself because no one else is going to take care of things for me

Eat fruit every day

It's 5AM and I'm thinking of roasting a chicken

Washing my bowl, I see those well-known words...

"Made in Japan"

And I think how my bowl has traveled more around the globe than I have.

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Saw the story on the news. I know some might want

I'm watching Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist, a 1979 Chinese Kung Fu movie. It's poorly dubbed and it's amazing and I like it

This was always my favorite comment on fireworks and Independence Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJgS9GvqtfM

Wow, that's a really big girldick on my timeline

Happy Independence Day

I am drinking cold-pressed orange juice and it is the best

I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Your ruse... your cunning attempt to trick me.

Yeah... not gonna favorite that

I love it when sweetie shows me videos

Should I go check on those cats?

There are two cats outside violently fighting on my air conditioner and it's freaking me the fuck out

I have pizza

Now I'm thinking about a beer

Yum

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"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."