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taco toots because tooting about tacos leads to taco toots and that's why I use tootstream ♥

Lewd Clothing 

Searching for "Cocks Shirts" brings up a lot of imagery of clothing, mainly sports

Searching for "Cocks Shorts" returns a lot of images of guys in shorts with their dicks hanging out.

One letter makes a huge difference

This past weekend in raccoon news: ceiling raccoon greets travellers at the Toronto airport torontoist.com/2017/05/raccoon

for pain-free tooting, try tootstream! Yes, I am a dork and a not-paid supporter. I also snort cheese

I vow to only make one word posts when that one word is AWOO

TFW like and boost are so close to each other.

Earlier today a guy came within two feet of hitting my vehicle while we were traveling at 65MPH

I saw him moving towards me at the last second and braked hard to avoid being hit. He would have hit me.

He was in a hurry and being careless.

It's okay to slow down, friends.

Lewd TV 

This Week with George Stephanopoulos is not the right programming for sitting around topless

Dear Awoo friends

How do I get good at sleep?

signed: up-all-night-in-Austin

Mommy says: Remember to brush your teeth! Yes, even on a Saturday.

sorry for double toots... I'm mobile and it errored

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