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Toughest Mommy Job 

Cleaning inside the toilet with very hot, steamy water and using a coathanger to open up all the little holes under the rim so the water flows and the toilet flushes better.

I forgot to buy chocolate today.

Seems like something I would have remembered if I'd eaten some chocolate today.

We're here on the starship U.S.S. Enterprise watching Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge.

We've secretly replaced his dilithium crystals with Folgers Crystals.

Let's see if he notices...

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I make cocoa without needing to be asked.

Have some.

Hey, if you're interested in helping out with developing and implementing mastodon.social's moderation protocols, please read this: mastodon.social/@Mastodon/5261 and drop @maloki a line. (She's headed to bed now but she'll get back to you in the morning!) Specifically looking for women and POC to chime in, to make sure everybody's served well.

It rained.

Now it's sticky and humid.

I'd shower... but I'd still be sticky at the end.

Damn you, humidity

today is an enchilada day... which is fine. It'll help me toot.

Stardew VA-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Farmworker Action

Kink 

I have kinks... did you know?

It's true.

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