ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

Goatse

Thunder on Halloween

It's raining here. Poor trick-or-treaters.

What if I handed out oats?

The Oatening

Pineapple and oatmeal?

I oat you

on Awoo, it's stOATS

👻​ Happy Halloween! 🎃​
​🐱​

I saw a blue meteor tonight

I was looking east, driving home. I live in Austin, Texas

It was amazing! ☄️​

Because sometimes you just have to give up and effing make Macaroni & Cheese at 1AM

I got vibrated today

Twice in one week I've had heavy objects come down on me with enough force to make me cry.

Gravity, y u h8 me?

Please understand when I'm in pain and please don't laugh at me when I'm crying

I'm hungry and sleepy, what do

Also, I have a cat on my lap

https://awoo.space/media/ODgTVPbvQdoYJP7xJAw

Saturday night before Halloween and I'm wiring electrical outlets at 3AM

https://awoo.space/media/-AR2WhXct6-bMYNxf-U

This is you

AWOO https://awoo.space/media/mcqUchKM6BeCk_-8VS0

Someone tried to toilet paper my yard today... in broad daylight... with three half-rolls of toilet paper

It was not very effective.

My 13y/o daughter just exclaimed, "Fuck yeah!" when I told her that her brother won't be in the neighborhood to haunt her this year.
🎃​

Making brownies 😋​