Val but a Cenobigbite @Valerie_Elysee@awoo.space

egypt kotep: thick frame, reminds me of mentuhotep ii, suggests upper egyptian cultural influence, somewhat confusing to find him in temple to khonsu but stylistically makes sense for theban art

trash kotep: hehe thicc noobis

do trans girls assert their dominance by E-posing

The most blessed gif #mastocats

Looking for that hot jam for your ringtone, your roleplaying session, your character's theme song, your media project, et cetera? I'm now offering compositions in a series of tiers for your convenience:

MILD (15 dollars per 30s):
Music based upon strong loops, without complicated harmony or automation. Samples: https://www.dropbox.com/s/iqif04pdgrt7pp4/mild%20supercut.mp3?dl=0

SPICY (25 dollars per 30s):
This is where I begin sweating automation/serious harmony. Samples: https://www.dropbox.com/s/u45508bz0guyjqy/spicy%20supercut.mp3?dl=0

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exploring space to satisfy human curiosity
exploring space to find scarce resources
exploring space to found colonies and continue the human race
exploring space to find aliens we can actually fuck

Relatedly, Susan Hawkins comes with my HIGHEST recommendations as a surgery-letter-writer. She has two doctorates, one of them in law. I feel like I now literally have a legal case written for my surgery. XD

tfw you're a huge slut and also you're really psyched to be part of a vibrant and dynamic arts scene

a friend of mine sent me a horny cyber-hypnosis story commission they just finished putting the finishing touches on and now i'm just like "yeahhhh spicey" but also "damn. my horny queer artsy friends are so talented. hell yes. keep it up. we're all making some amazing shit out here"

HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (http://distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (http://twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at http://patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN #NSFW

48 hours left to back my driving / hacking / shooting / vector display / arcade game.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/miketiv/byte-driver

Tag someone who'd love it.

#gameing #gamedev

hrt made me grow a pussy and it owns. it's a little frustrating sometimes (and a lot frustrating other times) since it's not actually like, open or penetrable despite me really really wanting to get fucked there but still, my body's gotten so sensitive in such incredible unexpected ways and it's like nothing i ever felt before i was on hormones and it's so fuckin cool that i get to experience these sensations and quirks of physiology that are in a lot of ways unique to people like me, folks who decided to take control of their bodies into their own hands

hrt is great because it's just like "hey god, i think actually im just gonna take the reins on this one here." manually manipulate your body's hormone levels, wrangle your biology into giving you tits and soft skin and emotions, decide you wanna get real fuckin horny? drop spiro for a couple days and let yr body fill up with so much Hormone it doesn't know what to do with it except go into a bright, buzzing heat that under natural circumstances would almost never be possible. hacking ur own damn ass owns

RRRREEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

@chr to add onto this, it gets way worse if you're in eastern WA. in Wenatchee its up to 442 ("Hazardous"). everything here goes double for the east side, try to avoid going outside for extended periods under any circumstances if you're living there

....it's not even a take
it's ice cold truth:

Dicks that are in panties all the time taste better.

It's just fact.