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porn joke 

Every view is an internal view when you have x-ray vision

@Felthry In jojo's bizarre adventure some bad guy has a power called "The World" and pronounces it like that

ok gonna use this sick day to work on the game art, current project name is IN SPITE OF BEING BROKEN in all caps

nsfw microfiction 

@Felthry the cargo area of passenger planes is called "the belly of the plane"

methods for interstellar travel in fiction usually fall into one of three categories: going slow, going fast, and going weird

food mention joke 

@Daylight yes those should definitely be solid

@Felthry (definitely the kind of thing i could chow down on)

@Felthry a classic stew of SD cards and batteries in mineral oil

@Felthry Images and videos are like 10TB so you'd need a small bundle of cards, but still edible I think!

@Felthry Text-only is a little less than a hundred gigabytes I think

its amazing how dense digital memory storage is

You could put the entirety of wikipedia on a microSD card and swallow it

@hoodie@dev.glitch.social god reading through this blog is a constant chain of "oh that explains everything"

All you see and you and me Became from a star

You're a star
You're a star

youtube.com/watch?v=fRwCpp8VkS

Fell up the stairs with a mug of tea

somehow didn't spill it

@toffee@glitch.social [quickly builds a bunch of extra workshops oh no]

@kitsch It's latin for "voice of the dreamer"

or "sleeptalker" it's hard to tell

@kitsch if you need dream adventure party members you can summon me any time

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