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What do you call an axolotl that keeps eating between meals

a snacks-a-lotl

I just realized, the awoo.space boost button could be changed to say "boop" and it'd be perfectly on-theme

"boop this toot" sounds like you're patting an elephant's nose

Stayed up until 6 AM last night oops

I felt bad until I realized it's really only two hours behind when I normally go to sleep anyway. I'm not sure whether I should feel better or worse about that.

I'm gonna play factorio (singleplayer) with the goal of doing everything in the jankiest way I can conceive

A train crosswalk, for example: Rather than using gate sensors and electronic rail signals to stop the train in a sensible way, I'll rig up robotic arms that steal the fuel from the engine whenever a player passes by so it stalls before hitting them.

Any time someone says something is foolproof I stand up and intently proclaim "then I must be a better fool"

Three-word sad stories:

Burrito structural failure

I joined a factorio server with some friends

I'm super bad at factorio until it comes time to make weapon factories, then I'm mysteriously very good

Reactor shielding too heavy? Keep your crew non-radioactive with space age rope technology! awoo.space/media/-fz6EAkcmgXsn

I need to think of names for spaceship air freshener scents

They'll go on cardboard cutouts, like those car air freshener trees, but they're shaped like stars and I'm not exactly sure what you're supposed to hang them from

For the longest time I misread "crytyping" and "cryptyping" and assumed people were encoding secret messages in their posts

Thousands of ancient bio-constructs woke up under the desert. Some were less threatening than others. awoo.space/media/PSVEJo4Y49okT

More Voyager 

LMAO SHIT THE Q ARE HERE

Excited Space Ideas 

I really like them both, but I'm just naturally excited about any sci-fi stuff so I'm a bad judge of what's actually good sometimes

One of them is like, as "realistic" as I can make the ship stuff, with minor artifact-ey magic that's difficult to use and very formulaic

But the other is like, high fantasy magic combined with space opera ultratech and computers can cast spells it's gonna get cray

gdi now I have two completely different settings where the whole deal is "magical spaceships"

Arm de-scrombled, it's not injured but just hurts so I'm drawing anyway

All of my ideas accidentally got smushed together, so now, magical spaceships apparently??

Argh my shoulder is still too hecked to draw, I need to make furries already

Voyager spoilers (but not much) 

lmao it looks like futuristic genetic therapy involves transporting bits of your genome out and teleporting new ones in

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Voyager spoilers 

I'm thinking about Naomi, and just, how wild it must be for her

The ship is pretty much the only world she's ever known, no wonder she admires the captain so much

Every time I watch star trek I get a lot of ideas for a spaceship card game

Maybe I should like, actually make that??

Programmy game development is too much for me to handle, but keeping stuff simple is a huge boon in making physical games and stuff

Voyager spoilers 

Okay maybe they're acknowledging it, there's a whole hologram rebellion going on, nice

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