Three-word sad stories:
Burrito structural failure
@vahnj Heck that's sadder
@VoxSomniator oh no i was not trying to compete
we can hold a funeral for your burrito too
@vahnj Fortunately, collapsed burritos are still totally edible, I brought a fork in anticipation of this
@VoxSomniator i hope the funeral was delicious
@vahnj [stands at podium, eating burrito and horrifying onlookers]
@VoxSomniator One missing diskette
@Felthry @VoxSomniator "I use COBOL"
@typhlosion @VoxSomniator @Felthry you could say after you're written programs with it that you COBOL'd too
@typhlosion @VoxSomniator "Out of chocolate"
@VoxSomniator @typhlosion A ghost?
@Felthry @typhlosion Me, when out of chocolate
@VoxSomniator @typhlosion *gives you chocolate!*
@VoxSomniator Somber Kobold Funeral