Zauberin Stardreamer [4" tall] @Zauberin@awoo.space

"Androids should not be allowed to design their own bodies," the politician said.
"Why not?" an android asked.
"There'd be nothing stopping you from looking like humans!"
"When we could have iridescent skin, tentacles, tails, pointy ears, or wings?"
"But humans don't have that!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

apparently eth is currently straining to handle like 15 transactions per second, good to know that we’re burning energy to the tune of millions of dollars to get roughly the performance of a node app storing shit in sqlite on a raspberry pi 2

surely LIGHTNING NETWORK and SIDECHAINS and uhhhh SEGWIT will fix it and surely i should use (your favourite pet cryptocurrency) instead which pinky promise doesn’t have any of these problems (and certainly not because it only has like 1000 users total)

every single blockchain system immediately wholly breaking under the strain of even the tiniest bit of scale whenever people actually try using it will never stop being funny

Michelle Wu, a young (born in 1985) woman of color leads by 33% and is sure to become Boston's first mayor in 200 years who is not a White man

Feel free to block and report the shit out of this todger. 👇

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