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@iBolt07 @Vordus becaus Bolt is a delight and Kovu is cheesecake

@Vordus well I appreciate they are living their best life

@Vordus @iBolt07 all those potential furs created by obsessively watching these movies....

Person search tools are scams. I know this. Yet i wish I knew a good one to turn to just as a tool.

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I bumped into Chad Bear while waiting at a restaurant tonight ;)

@iBolt07 at least there aren't as many as Alpha Omega

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Remembering an old furry acquaintance from the 1990's and realizing there is no way in this splendid universe I can track them down.

All my old emails from the 1990s are essentially gone and we've likely changed our furry names dozens of times by now assuming they're even alive.

Dear Body,

This is an unreasonable situation. We slept fine, we ate, we drank water. Why are we suddenly so dizzy?

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@AdalwinAmillion no, and I choose to blame you for this oversight

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Caption: Otterman Empire

Image: literally Ottomans with otter heads photo shopped onto them

@DuskDargent would that we could bring in a can of soup to get those resolved

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Student Debt is just Sparkling Library Fines.

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Youngest child: “Is there a different page for the girl presidents?”

Me: “Hopefully they’ll be all over the next one.”

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Roses aren't red
But they reflect red light
To say that they're all
Colors BUT red is right

And if you think to argue
I'll just say goodbye, son
This poem was written
By Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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