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I guess??? give me some hot instance recommendations

I'm a furry who posts cool furry art, spicy furry art (cw'd) shitposts, and game dev stuff. A target instance would have to accommodate all of that

also, I seem to have the midas touch of "any server I join turns to stone" so uh......... make sure the instance recommended is curse proof

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The stones spoke of water, their old foe.
"I was huge," one stone said. "Glaciers ground me down."
"Ice split me," another said. "Water found a crack, froze, and..."
"I skipped over water once," a flat stone said. "Jump after jump after jump. It was amazing."
"How?"
"I had help."
#MucroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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oh boy, I thought the upstairs neighbors were just having 0230 yelling and children running around. But now there's singing, so maybe someone's having a 0230 birthday party. I live under extroverted musical Latino vampires.

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It’s a new level of bitterness that I started drawing because it was a way to get minis and later furry art that I couldn’t afford, and years later some rich fucks promote their damn soul killing machines with how learning to draw is hard.

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Wow I really scrubbed the house. Think I will get some murg tikka makhani and biryani as a reward

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People often think they're superior to other creatures but think about what a marriage proposal actually is. One asks the other to spend the rest of their life with them & offers up a large shiny rock- which society agrees is a fair trade. Deep down, we're all basically raccoons.

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@ZiaMacPine YCH my fox is pressing his belly against only he’s in a t-shirt and snug boxer briefs that are all fupa and no bulge with the ace flag pattern printed atop. 🤔

Probably not a good sign I am contemplating vaccuming

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Idioms calling out spurious what-if scensrios are the best cus they sound absolutely baffling if they arent read in the context of an edtablishef idiom, and they are uncommon enough that people might miss the fact that the one they use is regional and incomprehensible to anyone else.

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Yesterday while walking through Glasgow, I overheard a tourist saying “do you wanna go to taco bell and get a baja blast”

I can only imagine their disappointment when they learn that Taco Bell® UK does not sell the Baja Blast®

Its my day off and I am divided between starting a new crafy or doing something I find boring so some projects are just... done.

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Do I want to be responsible or do I want to be indulgent. Lets find out

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Happy Ramadan to my Muslim friends 🌙

Happy Passover to my Jewish friends ✡️

Happy Easter to my Christian friends 🐣

Happy Vaisakhi to my Sikh friends ❤️

Happy Hanuman Jayanti to my Hindu friends 🌝

Happy Mahavir Jayanti to my Jain friends ☮️

Happy Days to my secular friends 😊

Much love to my friends of all of all faiths and no faith. Pass it on!

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