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long story 

@tfproxy my team is spread across several different locations, and for a while the US tried to conference the UK in on a big monthly meeting they had. It culminated in a long session where a bunch of people in the US were getting up and talking about who they are and what they do, but because the webcam was at the front of the room all we saw was a succession of butts as they stood directly in front of the camera and faced the crowd in the room.

They stopped adding us in after that

(for context, she works in sexual health education, hence why model penises are useful)

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Talking with my sister as she shows off her new work space
Her: So, this is my office, isn't it cool! And here's where all the penises are
Me: Please, I've been in an office before, I know where the penises are kept

@kotep I mean, that duck is already a pretty good ambassador, to be fair

Proud to have my home country recognised for having a government minister who sounds like a citizen of Duckburg: theguardian.com/world/2018/sep

@angrboda @fineursine I am pleased to see that bacon & egg pie discussion is still ongoing.

To be fair, I would try homemade apple pie, it just hasn't come up yet

@fineursine @angrboda one thing that really put it into perspective for me was that an image of the big clap back to an alt-right dude that the founder of masto did was at hundreds of retweets on Twitter, but the original actual masto post was at like, 30.

Viral-ness just isn't a thing here, and that's kind of a selling point

Free Lance 

@fineursine yo, that's really rad! Congratulations dude, well done!

@kotep this view was very Scotland, so yeah, that makes sense that it can kinda sub in for pretty much anywhere there

@angrboda I keep meaning to schedule the next recording session but then every weekend I look at for it just turns out to be somehow undoable

Adult/dumb memeing 

*slaps roof of mouth*
"This bad boy can fit so many cocks"

Okay no Abe you need to stop with this dialogue

TIL: Arlington national cemetery is where it is because used to be the front yard of Robert E Lee's house, and when they needed a new cemetery in the US civil war someone basically went "well, if he's gonna make all our boys into corpses, then we'll fill his yard with them so no one can ever live in that house again"

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