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would it be possible with materials available on earth to build a structure capable of holding a dime-sized piece of neutronium? if not, is there any sized/shaped piece of neutronium that could be held up?

For the sake of the question, i'm ignoring however neutronium would fuck up whatever normal matter it touches and just wondering about the densisty

they should make elevators that go down to all the sunken ships down there

duck snouts,, good

novelty microwave shaped like a giant fish: mackerelwave

snoutlet

bill nye is obviously bisexual, right? i mean have you ever met a straight guy with a weird car that can drive on the ocean?

we have become aware that some restaurants charge up-front for their food. we have begun work on establishing a futures market for these transactions.

we've had some reports of customers responding negatively to the interest added to their bills. we'd like to remind the public that these are vital financial instruments and it is all of our responsibility to respect their power.

also: the government has been threatening to "shut us down" for "issuing unlicensed securities". Just a reminder to everyone, several large national banks are now heavily invested in restaurant-bill-backed securities, and have warned that a loss of those assets would be disastrous to the economy.

when you order at a restaurant, we immediately pay the restaurant the price of the meal, minus a small convenience fee for our services. once you've finished eating, you pay us the bill, with a modest interest rate that compounds as you eat. in this way, restaurants can get paid up front before preparing your food, optimizing cashflow.

the really cool thing is, once you've ordered your meal, we issue a security backed by your restaurant bill, which can be traded and speculated on while you eat!

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anyone have any workout suggestions for a v out of shape trans girl wanting to get started on the long road towards getting jacked as shit?

hey what the fuck? the Hampsterdance song is not in 4/4 time. it appears to be a repeating pattern of 15 4-beat bars, and then a single 6-beat bar. or you could look at it as every 16 4/4 bars, there's a 2 beat fill. is there a name for this? my time signature math is nonexistant if any music people wanna help me out. boosts welcome

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anyone have advice for recovering from autistic burnout as a full-time software developer? boosts appreciated.

wolfram alpha is just google for sapiosexuals

new word: timebrick. it's like a time bomb, but instead of exploding, it turns into a useless brick. refers to any device that relies on a proprietary service to function.

petition to ban white people from using the word "controversial"

also podcasts

ok i'm sick of my youtube. please recommend channels! requirements:
- not a white man
- that's it