weights connoisseur @alice_meows@awoo.space

a while ago i saw a page about a Mini ITX motherboard that had a right angle PCIe slot on the "north" (like, the opposite edge of the board than usual) side of the board, so that you could slide a GPU into the connector and its fans would face upwards. anyone know what i'm talking about / have a model number / link / anything?

i want a cute dress made out of fabric that's just this tiled infinitely

learning about raymarching, messed up a rotation function, accidentally made something cool: https://www.shadertoy.com/view/Wl3yzH

a Gowron jug of milk

is there a good website for sharing fragment shaders that's compatible with glslViewer? shadertoy has different uniform names and stuff, and the Book of Shaders appears to be having some major technical difficulties. or should i just make my own web page

i for one am in favor of donald trump scheduling (and hopefully attending) press conferences at locations that store ammonium nitrate. please, 2020, at least give us this?

so, this is a landscaping place. that sign's for ammonium nitrate isn't it?

amd cpus are good now. look, there's new ones, they're even more good! wow, remember when amd cpus were not good? they sure are good now! i wonder what intel's gonna do

thatnks for coming to my tick talk

people used to watch ted talks
now they watch tick tocks

instead of a single water main, your city has 8 different pipes that go to every home. every year, the residents vote for what liquid will come out of each of these pipes. what does your ballot say?

dial 1-833-438-3255, extension 2 to get hypno'd by starbucks

would it be possible with materials available on earth to build a structure capable of holding a dime-sized piece of neutronium? if not, is there any sized/shaped piece of neutronium that could be held up?

For the sake of the question, i'm ignoring however neutronium would fuck up whatever normal matter it touches and just wondering about the densisty

they should make elevators that go down to all the sunken ships down there

duck snouts,, good

novelty microwave shaped like a giant fish: mackerelwave

snoutlet

bill nye is obviously bisexual, right? i mean have you ever met a straight guy with a weird car that can drive on the ocean?

we have become aware that some restaurants charge up-front for their food. we have begun work on establishing a futures market for these transactions.

we've had some reports of customers responding negatively to the interest added to their bills. we'd like to remind the public that these are vital financial instruments and it is all of our responsibility to respect their power.

also: the government has been threatening to "shut us down" for "issuing unlicensed securities". Just a reminder to everyone, several large national banks are now heavily invested in restaurant-bill-backed securities, and have warned that a loss of those assets would be disastrous to the economy.