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A part of the furry fantasy is that I can pet and scritch a huge 500-700 kg bear and they'll roll over and show me their belly like a friendly dog.
Also, territorial animals don't exist; all animals instantly become friendly to you as long as you're part their species (or just general habitat area).

Lewd 

You ever just, want to spend a day on your knees, on the floor and under tables, kissing sexy people's feet and bellies and genitals?

mommy milkers is just a failure of imagination; we could have mommy mammaries for more assonance

Drone thoughts 

Pondering dronehood again...
Last time I picked a random string of letters and numbers as my designation. Should I do it differently this time? Do something meaningful?

I can't be the only one who wants to put all of HuffsLove's imps to (one big) bed and cover them with a blanket and smooch their little blue forehead and tell them how cute they are and wish them good night.

re: Fursona thoughts, occasional lewd mention 

I was informed raccoons and opossums exist. Which, yeah, okay, might try. Also maybe skunks/foxes?

Also: now really wanna make fat agender fancy rat twink. (Yes I know it's pretty much my rabbit and/or dog sonas, shush.)

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Fursona thoughts, occasional lewd mention 

I occasionally indulge myself in "War har har, I'm a huge stinky rat who lives underground and eats trash and F U C K S", but honestly as I read about rats (a bit), I start feeling guilty about it? Like by doing this, I'm doing rats a disservice.
And I don't really know what to replace rats in the aforementioned (very fun) context with. Squirrels just, don't work in that regard I think.

TF thoughts 

MORE
AFFIRMING
TRANSFORMATIONS

Cursed horny thought 

Sweaty Lola Bunny

Kinky story idea 

"Social downgrade" story but it's basically "screw you, it makes me happy, only I define what my success is".

Lewd thoughts 

Fat tanuki girls with fat tanuki balls.

🤔 Is awoo.space just, not very lewd?
Should I try and find a lewder instance for my lewd thoughts?

Bimbos, philosophical? 

I feel like, a bimbo isn't necessarily someone who is dumb, just someone who doesn't value being seen as smart. If that makes sense.

D/s-ey, non-lewd basically 

Master/Mistress: "Why are you wearing a maid dress?"
Genie: "Is there a good reason why I shouldn't?"

TF-ey feels 

What if I but fox.
What if I but squirrel.

Gender/programming shitposting 

Ultra-tired: there are 2 genders.
Barely wired: since a boolean field takes up a byte of memory anyway, there are 256 genders.
Wired: because of 2-byte memory alignment, so there should be 65536 genders.
Inspired: on a 64-bit platform there are 18446744073709551616 genders.
On fire: gender is a string.

Lewd 

Feeling hornt for wide equine butts and puffy donuts...

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