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What could I say about Lithuania that wasn't already said 80 years ago.

Okay so far it's REALLY tame. Norway's banana werewolves aside. Come on! Tear the place up!

Due to budget cuts in Germany, one dude plays all the instruments alone. It all went south when Merkel left.

Showing pictures of Italy in lieu of the Ukraine intro is... something.

Netherlands is sad about something. Hang in there, Netherlands, and cheer up: you could have been Belgium.

Spain does not want to be the butt of your jokes, but that's got to be the only butt it's not gonna be.

I like that the country intros show places that you are not used to seeing.

Italy with the heartfelt gay duet complete with questionable chainmail pajamas.

Armenia got post-it pranked just before their set but made the best of it. Fair play to you, Armenia.

Good evening, dear friends of the world! Now's the time to mute the hashtag if you haven't yet because it's gonna be a torrent of shitposting.

Behind every uterus with an unwanted pregnancy there's a dick that should have stayed the heck inside either its pants or a rubber and it frustrates me so much that this part gets entirely left out.

Haven't said much because I don't know what to say. I'm just tired, and I don't know how to help.

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Masto PSA: If you're still using a third-party service to delete old posts check your instance's /statuses_cleanup path (Automated post deletion in settings).
Setting it up there instead of externally allows your instance to process the deletes only when it has the processing power to spare which is important rn as instances get hit hard by the current influx of users and activity :)

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Monster of the week show where every episode ends with them enthusiastically learning how to coexist with the monster, rather than trying to remove it and return to the status quo

How fun, apparently today everything is too loud and too peopled and I can't mask worth shit and just shut down instead. That's a new one.

Ireland really is home now. I know it from how relieved I am coming back here.

Kind of in fuming awe of how relentlessly, aggressively awful french airports are.

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