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Come on and jam!
Come and eat some jam!
We have lots of jam!
Mmmmmm tasty jam!

The existence of recreational drugs implies the existence of professional drugs.

Kim! booped

Not immunizing the globe at once caused variants. Vaccine waivers would've allowed rollout of vaccines across the world but - US / Western capitalist plutocrats blocked to protect IP / profits of pharma corporations.

The Covid pandemic will never be over, because too many Americans / Westerners are infantile & ascientific. Thousands more will die, hospitals will be overrun, the economy will lockdown/explode again. You will wear masks the rest of your life. Get your damn shot. Grow up.

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"Kim, your incessant bat facts are driving me batshit insane!"

"Well, bat shit is *insanely* high in nitrates and makes an excellent fertiliser!"

"I'm leaving now."

Living in Banksy’s hometown means seeing his stuff everywhere but I really think he phoned it in on this one.

Semver obviously best but for automated processes using the date and a deduplication thing is just so much easier.

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I took a random punt on it being the 30th week of 2021 when thinking about something dumb (release versioning strategies) and it turns out it is, indeed, the 30th week of 2021.

Little victories.

Can you smell what the @batbeeps is cooking!?

It's curry. I made curry.

I never really got along with the game itself, but the soundtrack for Planet Coaster (You, Me & Gravity) remains a hella bop.

Why always shitpost? Why never pisspost?

Kim! booped
Kim! booped

I ALSO realised that if you remove my fursona’s snoot you’re left with a happy little onion man.

Truly a day of self-discovery.

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Today I realised that my fursona is actually an eMac with legs and ears attached so I guess that’s my life now.

Surprised at how little integration there is between Apple TV and HomePod outside of the former being able to use the latter as a speaker system.

I'm now only one day behind on my podcast backlog.

You too can listen to your podcast backlog, you just have to believe in yourself (and listen to people talk for hours on end).

Value exists in object inspector.
Value exists when I console.log it.
Value exists when I render the parent object to the page.
Value doesn't exist when I try to render it on the page.

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