beeps was here @batbeeps@awoo.space

♫ Crawliiing in my Kiiiiiiiiiiim
♫ These Greys they will not heeeeeaaaall

Earlier today I said "I command no mandate over the exploits of the heart" in a conversation and I would be remiss to not mention that must be one of the most Shakespeare-level eloquent-as-fuck things I've ever said.

L'il bio update. Also I wrote a (normie-oriented) explanation for why there's a robot bat on the internet. https://berly.kim/blog/2022-04-10-a-robot-bat-on-the-internet/

Ladies and gentlemen.
- Old fashioned.
- Overly formal.
- Not inclusive of other genders.

Jadies (jean ladies) and jentlemen (jean gentlemen).
- Same, but jeans.

Lost my voice so I pipe the macOS `say` command to my audio input and TTS all my phone calls.

I made a Discord server for furries who enjoy Star Trek, because that seemed to be a niche with no real dedicated community for it for some reason. Would be nice to see your faces!

https://discord.gg/u8DKG3zSqw

My new work phone is a Samsung. Oh no.

I need to research a public services union to join. 🤔

I wanted to find a use for one of the old tablets I had laying around, so it's on a seven year old Kindle here.

Source code for the aggressively curious: https://github.com/querkmachine/just-one-toot

I made a little auto-updating Mastodon feed for next to my desk, so y’all can constantly be in my face.

At the very least, I can use it with my current iPad if I follow through on my plan of replacing it in the next couple of months. Does mean the old one goes unloved though :<

It's actually got quite a few painting weirdoes in it. My method of DOM manipulation might just be too much for it to handle.

So close, yet so far.

I've spent the day writing a funky minimal Mastodon client for iOS 9(!) so I can upcycle my old iPad but oh my god making iOS 9 do stuff is so much harder than I thought now I'm used to nicer things.

Like, why my image no render??

Hypothetical situation for you all. What if:
- Super Animal Royale was also the Star Trek universe.
- Emy was in Starfleet throughout the 22nd to 24th centuries.
- Emy relentlessly dabbed the entire time.

It might look something like this.