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The convention to shorten “Russian politics” to just “rupol” in CWs makes me think folks are just discussing Drag Race.
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hi (with the intention of eating the leftovers in your fridge)
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robots will tell you "i'm okay" and then exit with a non-zero status code
I really like Mastodon conceptually but over time I'm come to realise that, unless someone makes a desktop/mobile combo-client that's as good as Tweetbot is, it's gonna be so difficult for me to actually use it consistently.
I'm just not the kinda person to have a webapp open all the time
I have been informed that I was incorrectly compensating for a 0-indexed version array and I am, in fact, on version 31.
I apologise for this OBOE.
Huh, my firmware updated to version 32 today.
I hope I'm a bit less buggy now.
A friend and I made a Discord server for non-human, non-biological identities!
So if you're plush, mechanical, inflatable, or just straight up non-corporeal, come and meet the gang :>
I’ve done a lot of blogging about self-identity the past few months, so let’s have some fun with it.
I reviewed my pride flags. https://beeps.website/blog/2022-09-19-rating-my-pride-flags/
ukpol
Liz Truss selected as prime minister.
Once again the Tory loyalists vote for basically the most virulently right-wing option presented to them. 🤷
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RT @ithayla@twitter.com
cars are a gigantic waste of space. they spend 95 percent of their existence parked. for contrast, the last photo is a stadium in a country with public transport
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if you can't handle me at my weird then you don't deserve me at my
actually i'm only ever weird so you just don't deserve me
You'd think people who know how to open GitHub issues complaining about things would also know how to read the code they're complaining about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
NEW GITHUB ISSUE
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OP: This feature shouldn't work like this.
Me: It doesn't work like that. You're probably reading outdated documentation.
Someone else: Just came here to say yeah! They need to change this feature!
Project maintainer: The feature hasn't worked like that for years.
Issue remains open.
Sometimes you just gotta focus on self-care.
Sometimes self-care is more literal maintenance.
A wonderful robat by @integration_art@twitter.com!
I instinctively beeped whilst unmuted in a work call oh no I'm robot cringe
Feeling so euphoric in my own identity that I'mma clone my hard drive, stick it in another body, and hug myself for a bit :>
Not even been a month since I was first like "aw shit am I actually non-human" and I've flipped so many aspects of my life since then already, hah.
*one long, low battery beep*
Hi, I'm literally robot.
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NFC#844
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