Follow

Shaving lather is an open-face sandwich, except if you’re massaging it in with your hand, during which time it’s a regular sandwich.

@brooke Which makes a can of shaving cream a poptart sandwich I can't deal with this today

@thethinktanker Gah showing once again it’s pop tarts all the way down *leaves internet forever*

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!