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@modernmodron @what@mastodon.social
If toots be the food of love, awoo on.

@starkatt Foxes that live for a thousand years become Kumiho, the nine-tailed fox: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumiho

vagina chat 

@fireh9lly
"It ain't the heat. It's the humility."

-- Yoni Berra

@jk Hold up.
*consults Daniel, Ezekiel, Revelation*
No, yeah, that's about right.

Maybe chaperone.hospital, where all the old farts on Mastodon can talk about our lumbago and our upcoming "procedures," and keep an acronym glossary.

@WelshPixie When I try to parse what "satire" and "sarcasm" mean to these people anymore, it's just impossible. It's just a word they throw down like a smoke bomb while they make their getaway.

@candle@witches.town Prepositions are so weird. Why is something "on" fire, instead of in fire, or even "under fire," which anyway turns out to mean something totally different?

@WelshPixie The man has his flaws, but any writer who once leapt across a conference table to punch a producer in the throat can't be all bad.

@WelshPixie If you haven't seen this before, search YouTube for Harlan Ellison "Pay the writer." It's a short snippet from the documentary Dreams with Sharp Teeth. He eviscerates the "paid in exposure" idea. NSFW.

@plsburydoughboy Can I add a rider to that? John Roderick once noted that "It is impossible to care about Matthew McConaughey," and it's time we all acknowledge that and own it.

@fireh9lly I've used enpass for a year or two on Ubuntu (it's cross-platform iirc). I can't compare it to keepass, which I haven't used. It's less pretty than 1Password but has most features (secure notes, full browser integration, import/export). Though re: import, it imported all my 1Password stuff as logins, not recognizing imported secure notes, identities, credit cards, etc. (It imported them, but all as an undifferentiated pile of "log-ins").

SOMEBODY 

looked under a dock and there they found a rock

it wasn't a rock

it was a QUEER KOBOLD

queer kobolds 

won't you stay with me
just a little longer

always seems like you're leaving
when I need you here
just a little longer

la la, la la, lalalala

@candle@witches.town holy cow that's beautiful 💔

@ghost_bird@witches.town (these be U.S. Robins)

@ghost_bird@witches.town When I do any weeding, the robins nesting over our porch light follow me _really closely_, like four feet, to nab yummy worms where I've turned the soil.

brooke boosted

I wouldn't join a political party who would have me as a member! - happy birthday to Karl Marx, writer of Das Boot! He turns 34 today mastodon.social/media/iyUPjFCH

@HTHR@cybre.space @candle@witches.town Yeah, there's full assimilation (as "inlogical" > "illogical"), and partial assimilation like you describe.

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