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I know Old Farts of Awoo dot Space isn't a competition, but FYI I've got reading glasses in that overhead car compartment where your sunglasses go.

My sneezes must sound like sudden, explosive hissing to our cat Lyla, because they scare the living crap out of her.

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But let us not forget the original wonder woman, who produced the wonder of childbirth while she remained a virgin

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Thing I procrastinated now doesn't have to get done at all. H*ckin

~AWOOOOO~

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Covfefe.
*drags cigarette*
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Poured orange juice into my cereal again.

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*doorbell rings, announcing expected guests*
*looks straight at partner*
*extreme movie voice*

"We've got company."

Es ist schon 

EINE WOCHE HER, SEIT DU MICH ANGESCHAUT HAST

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ruin a first date with four words 

i ate your plums

I did a thing today that I've been ridiculously paralyzed about for months, in case anyone can benefit vicariously from Vague Tales of Courage.

ICYMI: the podcast "The Short Game" did an episode on "Night in the Woods." The first 45 minutes are meant to be spoiler-free, but there is spoiler-esque talk about character attributes, story setting, and game mechanics. It is (not surprisingly) very positive & appreciative. It's Episode 117 of The Short Game: theshortgame.net/117-night-in-

Heads up @modernmodron

I'll probably never write a line that delights aurally and orally like "Little old lady got mutilated late last night…"

I finally learned how to install an app on via compiling (configure, make install).

Then, thank gods above and below, I learned how to uninstall the same app (make uninstall).

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