brooke @brooke@awoo.space
He/him. I teach academic Hebrew-Bible studies in grad school, and like Korean martial arts & interactive fiction.
I am also @anummabrooke
Joined Apr 2017
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blasphemous pol adjacent
The Second Coming happened but Jesus was detained by ICE.
At some point, I learned that it’s easier on my back, when reaching down for things, to lift one leg crooked behind me. So now when I pick up the tv remote I’m a graceful dancer.
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@rootsworks The lack of plain-text search really helps, too.
it’s like
ONE WEEK I THINK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME IM NOT SURE
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"you wish to learn the dark arts, is it?"
the necromancer smiles wryly at you.
"first: you will need to learn how to exit vi"
she bursts into laughter and fades into the terminal.
you type :q repeatedly but it is no use. ":q!" you shout.
there is no escape.
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CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN LIVE BEES
Dreamed that my dog was leaning hard on my wide-open mouth, which I usually sort of like but it seemed scary in the dream.
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(and sometimes jort's't'ld've'shork'd)
morning masto meme musings
Tina’s thing: whatever it was, I hope that doing it worked out well for her.
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boost this toot if yr grateful for animals
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CW tags, meta, Al Franken ,,current events
I will actually probably read your posts about sexual assault, elections, court cases, Trump, ad nauseum . but I, and others, would like a little warning first, please.
There's a CW button near the next box on Mastodon when writing toots. Please use it. Many of us have come to Mastodon so we don’t see that stuff inadvertently.
@FursonaAssignment An you love me, give me a fursona
@FursonaAssignment Give me a fursona
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Boost if you are happy to not have to constantly think about how to maximize your impact and leverage your personal brand in each and every interaction
Shaving lather is an open-face sandwich, except if you’re massaging it in with your hand, during which time it’s a regular sandwich.
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new folks:
please remember to make heavy use of CWs
they are there because they are useful to reduce harm for folks
instead of being forced to read a post in order to determine if they want to interact with its contents or not (which is not a choice), you can know what the post is about and choose whether it's worth engaging that or not
PSA: If any other anglos out there have any reason/desire to learn Korean, Duolingo finally added it a month ago or so, and it’s quite good.
What if grilled cheese but every day?
He/him. I teach academic Hebrew-Bible studies in grad school, and like Korean martial arts & interactive fiction.
I am also @anummabrooke
Joined Apr 2017
