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Our cat Lyla is scared of the fireworks, but won't come upstairs to bed down with the family like she usually does. Her instincts compel her to hunker down in the lower parts of the house.

Pray for us sinners, now and in the hour of our being at a week-long professional workshop requiring frequent daily social interactions with people we don't know well.

It's a while since we talked here about how tomatoes are good, but they still are.

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hi mastodon I'm tired and gay

(this is pretty much usual content from me tbh)

Just explained freezer burn to my family, in case anyone still imagined that I was even the least bit sufferable.

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srsly tho, we enjoy our old-timey memes here, but they'll pass, new users will have their own in-jokes, and yet it will still 

BE TWO DAYS BEFORE I SAY I'M SORRY

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not within the the stars, but in ourselves, that we are pineapples.

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"Stay, man, the hurt cannot be much."

"May, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a pineapple. But 'tis nuff, will serve."

Tired: pineapple movies
Wired: pineapple Shakespeare

SomeBODY 

…pineapple the world was gone pineapple,
I ain't the sharpineapple the shed…

<keanu>
Pineapple on pizza?
I'm going to learn
Pineapple on pizza?
</keanu>

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