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somebody in a discord server just called me king catdaddio and i'm Living

reminder: drink some water, nibble a food 👌

tmw you clean your glasses and everything's suddenly in HD

my datemate just got approved for foodstamps!!!! i'm so fucking happy for them lfdkgj

i'm illustrating for something and my piece is essentially a dress-up doll of me, and Boy Do I Wish I Had A Beard sometimes. but like. toggleable.

new plan: do pushups while i wait for my coffee to finish in the morning

hey can my gender presentation be 'interchangeable characteristics like a dress up game' please

i wanna wear a crown out tomorrow but.......... which one.....................

....i could wear both and be double king again...

me: hey i kinda miss my dad, i should contact him
my dad: *calls me out of the blue*
me: ....leave a voicemail, please.

@masklayer this is what insurance is for!! you did the right thing, the property owner can contact the person and work it out from there. :3

thinkin about a friend's rp character and woof. whoops.

self care is listening to neil cicierega - wndrwll on loop

catter lyfe tips: marmalade tea 

1) get cup
2) get hot water (60c/140f makes it instantly drinkable)
3) add spoonfuls of marmalade (the kind with Stuff in, like rind)
4) put marmalade in cup, add hot water, stir
5) ""tea""! works well with citrus marmalades.

there's a certain kind of comfy you can only get by laying on the floor. bring a pillow with you for the Ultimate secret comf.

also it's the only way i can take a 'nap' that isn't 4+ hours long.

This annotated 30-day HD timelapse from the bridge of a cargo ship is the most enchanting and beautiful thing I've seen on youtube in a long time
youtube.com/watch?v=AHrCI9eSJG

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