https://awoo.space/media/8xcZon4TDEPqkm3bsHA i can't tell you how frequently i mistake the Rescale/Rotate button in clip studio for some kind of sexuality/gender symbol
@mawr i get a kick out of it every time :3
catter’s eggless cookie dough recipe for a good night
in a small microwave safe bowl
melt (or cream) 1/3c of butter
add 1/4c pressed brown sugar. mix.
add 1/3c flour. mix. it’ll be crumbly.
add one glug of milk, and a small sploosh of flavor (mint? orange?). mix.
add however many chips you think you can eat. mix.
stick in face
(by mix i mean like. mush around with a spoon, you don’t need a mixer
and by glug i mean like. 2tbsp
and a dash or so of flavor)
abuse
my neighbors are having a (shouting) domestic dispute and she's detailing exactly how he's fucked up. 'you're never going to hit me or the dog again.' she's expressed her want to leave, multiple times. i heard two glass things break.
i hope she leaves okay, but fuck i wish i hadn't woken up to that.
@typhlosion not my responsibility that he's wrong about flattened food objects
@typhlosion she would've been a Jill pancake??? counterpoint rebutted.
@typhlosion false, lols are inedible
@starkatt i was always a fan of this one (and all those like it) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_Ian_Direach_got_the_Blue_Falcon
@modernmodron ikr??? i just don't wanna flood the FA recent page rgghgh. it's one of the few things tumblr has Down. more sites should offer queued and/or scheduled posts.
I draw things, sometimes people like them.
this is the text feed! find me elsewhere for #mastoart posts.
directory: #nonbinary #queer #awoo