catter [text] ✅ @catterfly@awoo.space

hot and sour soup is Great actually

why does my tear duct feel like it's flexing. this is a Weird feeling.

@Mycroft i yearn for this tbh. i've spent too much time thinking about how everything could be just. better. even a little bit. it's exhausting and more than a little upsetting there's such a resistance to anything that could make this better.

@oliver@witches.town if i knew how to draw tracer i'd doodle that

@Mycroft i run on sunlight and warmth, haha. it also helps that i tan instead of burn, but rly, it's all just one Real Big Sunbeam, and laying in it makes me a happy cat :3

there's something to be said for just laying outside in direct sunlight for ten minutes.

i'm very gently walking my incredibly anxious, frightened friend apply for their first ever health insurance plan. it's going really well.

i wish i could do this for more of my friends/more people. i'm good at hand-holding, and i'm not really anxious at all.

https://awoo.space/media/OI0kVEg7yhJ5_6mG0Ls bursts in Please Look At My Beloved Carnivorous Treeling (u. sandersonii) it's a whole 7 inches tall :'3

@eris that's the biggest awoo i've ever seen

@Felthry no, brussels sprouts are baseball bat doorknobs, have u seen onna them weird sticks of vegetable

@Mycroft that's. actually pretty impressive. dang.

@Mycroft got a local pick'n'pull? i've had good luck with junkyards and the like, and a seat shouldn't be /too/ much

gets reminded nathan lane exists

It's Time To Listen To The Producers Again

@confusedcharlot i hope whatever you end up getting arrives before ur fam does!!

@confusedcharlot i've had unfathomably good luck with the good people at Shapeshifters Inc (http://www.shapeshifters.co/products). each is 50$, custom made, and they come in things like Colors and Rainbows and Cool Patterns. :o

public poll: what's ur favorite monster factory? (mine's probably JA'AM, Pam, or Daz)

-one packet of ramen, or some spaghetti
-an egg
-water
-the flavor packet? some spices? some buiillon? get u some flavor
-(additives? green onions work well)

~water+spices to boil
~add noodles, stir, wait
~(additives go in either here...)
~when noodles are Almost Done, crack egg into broth
~DO NOT TOUCH for 3-4 minutes.
~(...or here)
~done! egg should be poached or hardboiled.
~stick in face

i'm reading unpretty's DCU works again and actively dying

@Felthry yeah! mx. is pretty great.

there's always the word combo kind. Mir or Sirram. Or you could go full dragon age and use Serah. (or u could go Full Leftist and use Comrade, but this mayn't be applicable in all cases) ((or be almost silly and use Leige))