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It is apparently "disrespectful" and "unprofessional" to yell, "you go outside mutherfucker!" at one's Apple Watch in the middle of a long meeting. Just thought you should know.

nake, v. to make naked, to bare, to expose

From Middle English naken (“to nake”), from Old English nacian (“to bare, strip, make naked”), from Proto-Germanic *nakwōną (“to make naked”), from Proto-Indo-European *nogʷ- (“to make naked”).

my friend's doggo Loki, from two years ago came up on FB and

well, I'm glad I glanced at FB today awoo.space/media/CGw8WPhnUrImk

Queer Kobolds as a meme has its pros and cons

Pros: Pure and good

Cons: I wanna be a kobold now

@Efi sounds like she feels helpless and is taking it out on you

[SONG AGAINST THE DISCOURSE]

🍁 ♊️ 🐤 🚤

@vahnj i shall have the hotpants with the reinforced crotch, preferably iron gusset™

@oceangrunge@witches.town tbh, everyone on tumblr was like, "fuck that."

surg / identity 

@sophia@witches.town you could be an honorary futa

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