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yeah, i'm a cam girl: through physical contact my motion causes other parts to move in a different direction.

food 

normal day, just slow cooking some chili for a quiet dinner with me spouse

drug mention 

hey kids, how bout we do less methamphetamines, and more math-amphetamines!

recepticons: a species of cuddly, empathetic transformers

@jk giving up and saying "this is for the birds" is completely determined

donald duck is at his most understandable when interacting with chip and dale

@soft_chomps@glitch.social i think he's actually a different species than the rest of the ducks in the disney universe

@XenonFiber@cervidae.space @soft_chomps@glitch.social he's really in your face when he talks

@oceangrunge@glitch.social maybe they hold hands a lot when they're not supposed to.

@oceangrunge@glitch.social they don't all have suits, and also the force make physical contact optional.

a camping sim is too close to me being homeless to be much fun

Why isn't there a special holiday where girls kiss girls?

Can we make this a thing?

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