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None of my friends thought this was funny but it's literally my favorite comic ever.

@plsburydoughboy "when i was a kid we used to have wars without videogames. it was horrible"

@elzikat@cybre.space @scribe@scalie.business most problems can be dealt with by turning us off and on again.

what the fuck, murder 

@LottieVixen@dev.glitch.social i hope they have a safe place the can be.

what the fuck, murder 

@LottieVixen@dev.glitch.social in the house?

@Trev@icosahedron.website if you beat it with your hammer, it's forged.

food 

oh i bread those bananas, and the were tasty, just had to add nuts and eggs

Guns 

@Fuego i know someone who makes stocks, so it's not original. but the look is close-ish to what you would get with a chinese stock.

we focus grouped enema penguins, but the whole thing was a wash

$, help 

Hey, I have about $500 in bills coming due in the next week and a half and... not nearly that much money. If you can help, I'd really appreciate it.

paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle

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