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Retweeted @sirKackington@twitter.com:

She's summer ready!

Satan: I'm just saying, most people want wealth or power or eternal youth

Me: look do you have the chocolate covered almonds or not

birbzone, terfs 

how is "trebuchet"-ing terfs a credible threat to anyone?

does twitter think ppl go around stalking assholes with 20 ton siege engines?

on mastodon we are only going to do wholesome dunks

-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend
-aldis cookies I baked for you
-wendys dog photos are sent

found out my mom stopped speaking spanish because my grandma used to make fun of her when she used it.

so that's fucked up.

A quick PSA:

I keep seeing "Mastodon is being slow" or "Mastodon is loading incorrectly."

The thing is, mastodon.social is loading slowly cos y'all are stressing the servers out.

Other instances aren't having this problem, and the easiest solution to the problem is to move to a different instance.

THERE'S SO MANY Y'ALL

*end PSA*

HOW TO USE MASTODON, AN EASY GUIDE:
1. see something nice when going about your day
2. write about it
3. revel in the fact that we are all just people
4. give emotional support and validation to others who write about that nice thing they saw today

tfw congress hasn't even passed the bill of rights yet 

Liſten Congreſs. You better get your ſhit together.

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