Charlotte 猫 Awoo Fide @confusedcharlot@awoo.space

mastodon vibes

Please don't eat spiders, they are frens and if you eat them then they can't eat bad bugs

him lie down next to me

please enjoi this hedge friend

A cool thing I made recently was this enamel pin! Made from my personal love of hitting the hay all day.

You can get one here, if ya want: https://jmawork.storenvy.com/products/24376869-give-no-hecks-nap-all-day-soft-enamel-pin

#mastoart #art #enamelpins #nap

C L A S S I C H A P P E N S T A N C E

Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"

Mom: *staring at dad

Dad: ...*clenches fists

Mom: ...don't!

Dad: *sweats profusely

Mom:

Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD

I'm fascinated by bizarre bug stories.

This one (retold by my ex-Linden-Lab-colleague Mark Ferlatte) happened in the mid-2000s.

The chain of decisions that made this possible could make a book-sized history of computing.

But if you only take one lesson: please, validate your inputs.

Happy Tuesday, Masto pals! Don't forget to drink water.

The biggest problem with duck typing is that modern keyboards just aren't designed very well for webbed feet

protip(?): if you add ".rss" to the end of your profile url, you get a feed of all your public and unlisted toots that you can then plug into ifttt in order to cross-post to birdsite, with links on every one to remind people that you're actually on a much better website. here's how it looks on mine.

So, yeah. Today, I was colorfully bisexual.

Boys with skirts.

Boost if you agree.

(yep, this is a re-edition, the first one died with my previous instance)