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@ElectricKeet
There once was a puppy named Caely
Whose rhymes were delib'rately faily
she saw a bad verse
and, to make it worse,

Officially a Lesbian is the name of my punk screamcore band

oh, I never said we made music; we just scream we are lesbians

What if instead of embiggening The Discourse you look at this embiggened puppo?
mastodon.social/media/42641

following ghost in the hope they will come back and toot to us once again

lewd, (pre cw toot) 

q: problematic fav?
brain: don't say forced feminization
brain: don't say forced feminization
me: forced feminization
brain: alright, i'm out of here

on the tired

the tired are an old ppl. frequently on the margins of history, they show up in many chronicles when individual tireds are, "so done with your shit".

most of what we have of the tired in their own words amounts to grunts, moans, and unintelligible rants. they are still a mystery even to the historians who dovote their lives to the subject.

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@ohtorifightclub: NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT ABUSE OF CAPSLOCK WAS WRONG

@confusedcharlot: BACK IN THE DAY THAT WAS ALL YOU COULD GET. MY APPLE ][ REPORTS FOR SCHOOL WERE VERY LOUD.

BUT SOFT WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOWS BREAKS

SHUTUP ROMEO, WE'RE TRY ALL TRYING TO SLEEP. TAKE YOUR THIRSY HOME AND FAP IT.

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