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Me: in the beginning was the word, and-
Audience: was the word 'awoo'?
Me: *rifles through several pages of expository discourse* ...yes, it was awoo

bad news for gamers around the world!!!!! 

hi

Good morning. It is pleasurable to see new tooters complain about how difficult it is to aggregate and monetize analytic content on here. mastodon.social/media/aCy9j-y_

in desperation, i used lip balm as a body moisturizer, and now i smell like strawberries.

Hot take: the only reason mastodon.social keeps crashing is to convince us of the fragility of centralized systems

mental health, suicide 

i'd been on the edge of a major depressive episode for almost a year, and finally, in march, it happened. i'm not very functional right now, and my partner's trying to keep us afloat.

it's hard not to believe ppl would be better off w/o me

life never made much sense in the first place. it makes even less sense when I think of all the strangers who'd rather I was dead anyway and all the ways I make other ppl's lives more difficult.

It's gets harder to want to live everyda

everybody was kung-fu cuddling
those cats were soft and snuggly
in fact it was a little too comfy
but their fur was extra fluffy

they were funky awooligans
from funky awoo.space
and i don't remember the rest of the lyrics

They all keep asking what an awoo is, but it's hard to explain other than by example. Ahem.

Awoo~

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