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I'm at that age where it takes geological amounts of time for my face to change. the best I could do for this year/last shots would be to hold up a news paper, like a hostage.

Guns 

i know a stock maker, and i think i will go ahead and commission one.

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Guns 

though it's hard to tell without the receiver set in place the rear of the top cavity has some cut outs, possibly for a scope mount.

i wasn't even going to originally use this stock anyway, but it's nice enough that i'm a little disappointed that it's still kinda hecked up.

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marriage shitpost 

i now pronounce you spouse and spouse and wife and spouse and wife and spouse and husband and wife and

I've made a terrible mistake and I need a very small jack

The general consensus seems to be:

1) 20th Century Fox owns the "Alien" franchise.
2) "Alien" xenomorphs are born from a Queen.
3) Disney is buying 20th Century Fox.
Therefore
4) Xenomorphs are Disney princesses.

mh 

and just like that i'm in an emotional hole.

i forgot to do something important, and i haven't taken my meds.

I'M JUST HERE TO DRINK TEA AND LISTEN TO LESBIANS

AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF BOTH :3c ☕️

Hey y'all, recently my friend Twee had a fundraiser to get her car inspected and registered and it was successful, thanks to your contributions. However, it turns out that the expenses are worse than what they were expected to be, and she's still unable to work and buy food without it.

Please help if you can, boosts are appreciated!
youcaring.com/jadeshackelford-

Apparently Patreon raised more capital than they would reasonably be actually valued at and need to make up the difference to investors, so they're trying to pull this shit twitter.com/cwbuecheler/status

they put chemicals into our patreons to make our furries gay

...wait

Added liberapay to my profile if you're uncomfortable with Patreon or just want a different way to contribute: liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle

patreon,pol 

I understand some of what is going on with the overhead of moving money, but flat transaction fees are basically a regressive tax.

Patreon should have known there would be a outcry about exposing patrons to it.

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