distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
COMMISSION DUMP TIME LET'S GO
this was done for twitter user @sipilyine, of their horrible nightmare boy Donovan getting a little self-care. don't touch that dial! (jk, touch the shit out of that dial, just fuCKIN TOUCH IT ALL OVER)
interested in a commission? limited slots are open! email me at distressedegg@gmail.com for a quote!
FROM THE PATREON: another con sketch from BLFC! here’s BRAKT, a friend of mine's giant robot character, munching on local fauna while out on a mission and maybe enjoying it a little too much.
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FROM THE PATREON: was in Con Hell for most of May so i posted a few sketches i did for friends at BLFC! here’s 2 demons enjoying some quality time together~
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FROM THE PATREON: sketches for our $20 patrons for the month of April! some obviously horny stuff, and some not-so-obviously-but-still-potently horny stuff...
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FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p7! stretch armstrong fuckers, got some good news for you this week
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FROM THE PATREON: prepping for the next spicy, spicy issue while printing out this one: THAT’S thinking two steps ahead
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FROM THE PATREON: i did this sketch for 4/20 because Weed Day, and also because i'll take any excuse to bang out art of someone getting mad hypnoed
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#nsfw
FROM THE PATREON: *extremely twix commercial voice* need a moment
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ALSO FROM THE PATREON: march $20 patron sketches! who even HAS photo booths anymore? and where can i find the sudden, unexpected TF kind?
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from the patreon: Bienniale, p6! well, THAT'S weird.
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FROM THE PATREON: i don't know if there are any actual punk bands with these names. probably. if not, feel free to yoink one for yours
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FROM THE PATREON: look, prepping an album is a slow, annoying process. show your producer some appreciation sometime.
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HOWDY, PERVERTS!!!
i'm headed to #BLFC2018 this year and i'd like to defray travel costs, so i'm starting a commission mini drive! if there's something spicy you've wanted me to draw for you for a while, now's the time~ 3 slots open - email me at distressedegg at gmail for a quote!
(also jsyk i know all these examples are of big titty ladies? i draw all sorts of stuff though. feel free to scroll through this account for more.) #nsfw
FROM THE PATREON: kicking off Punk Rock month. clothes aren't really yours unless you fuck them up with someone you care about, right?
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FROM THE PATREON: took a break between monthly themes back in March to do a gift piece for a friend of mine. these tigresses are identical, but they might not have always been that way...
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FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p5! my schedule got weird and i kind of lost progress on this comic, but APPARENTLY FOLKS HERE ON TWITTER LIKED IT A BUNCH?? and i mean who am i to deny people telling me that they like my work. ONWARD.
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FROM PATREON: wrapping up Marine Animals month with a pair of pink reef lobsters, a species i was only just alerted to recently but which i've already fallen in love with. look them up! they're cool!! #nsfw
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inspired by darkhugscomics on twitter. this is the new shit. everyone has to do this now #nsfw
pacific rim: uprising spoilers. also this is nsfw
saturdays are my days off, and recently i've started spending at least some part of the day drawing fun self-indulgent bullshit. i drew this today for the NSFW section of the PR discord i'm currently in, and it got, um, A Reaction #NSFW
FROM THE PATREON: february $20 patron sketches! nobody make a "seamen" joke.
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18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
