distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space

JUST SO Y'ALL ARE AWARE: i've moved over to @distressedegg@mellified.men! please follow for the same good good spicey content, but now in FULLY-FEDERATED 4K HIGH DEFINITION THX SURROUND SOUND IMAX FORMAT. guaranteed to blow yoUR DICK A W A Y

@AzureFemme hell yeah. plus we got foosball down here

@AzureFemme i feel this. but i like to think of mastodon as the cool basement rec room of the internet-- even if you have to keep going upstairs into the toxic hellhole that is twitter for job/social network/other responsibilities, you can always kick back and chill down here

just a little heads up: a LOT of folks from AD Twitter are trickling onto Mastodon and getting accounts on instances that I can’t actually see or interact with here, soooo I’m gonna be switching accounts a little later today to a different instance that’s more widely federated. Will post details once I get it set up. thanks for yr patience!

@AzureFemme i hope you enjoy the delightul content

@AzureFemme WELCOME TO THE GOOD POSTS ZONE

@kotep ooh that'd be rad actually

@sudo_bee oh wait sorry i completely misread your previous tweet, i'm a jackass

@sudo_bee these actually, really exist btw

in a perfect world money wouldn't be an issue. but it is. please consider paying me a reasonable fee to draw your original characters doing horny shit. thank you

don't get me wrong, i enjoy drawing porn for no monetary compensation, but i also enjoy things like "paying bills" and "occasionally purchasing small, low-cost items and experiences, like dinner dates or travel tickets, that help make life more vivid and interesting"

thinkin about.... streaming again later this week

i'm actually considering stratifying live sketch commission prices so i can ideally make a little extra well-needed pocket change in the weeks to come

periodic reminder: TERFs can fuck right off

@hierarchon N I C E

@hierarchon same tbh

@vidi_victa_veni fuuuuck yeahhhhh

@vidi_victa_veni i think this was the story that i initially heard of you through! still So Good *glitched-out, jittery chef kiss*

@SellyBelly ah crud, sorry. Will delete and redraft when I get home!

@hierarchon cute!!

@Draekos I mean OBVIOUSLY