distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
https://ramheadedgirl.com/games/shipoftheseus/# also i know i boosted this earlier from @minty_da but hey this is a neat little game! i made a very cool cat monster. nice
FROM THE PATREON: June $20 patron sketches! apparently it's fucking hot all over the world right now. that's depressing. chilling in a freezer until you turn into a cute lil popsicle is less depressing though, at least
subscribe today for as low as $1! http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw
drew this quick piece of Twitter user @KorpsPropaganda's character Audrey last night/this morning as a cooldown/warmup (in exchage for the RAD PICTURE OF SYBIL she drew me the other day-- https://twitter.com/KorpsPropaganda/status/1028538187881185280). Audrey has a variety fun pack of psychic powers, including the ability to erase herself from enemies' perception. useful! #korps
i know i'm posting this late but HEY: look at this cool cool ref sheet for my mad science character Sybil I drew! streaming was WAY fun and i absolutely want to do it again sometime soon!!
allusion to hypnosis
also people really fuckin wanted the mug from the second comic, so that's a real thing you can buy now here:
https://www.zazzle.com/z/g0umq
i don't make money off this, i'm just tickled that they exist
birdsite links, allusion to (admittedly satisfyingly) messy death
oh also: recently i've been doing some little free-time comix about a new mad scientist character of mine, Dr. Sybil Throat, joining up with the Korps, which is this fictional queer supervillain collective that twitter user @korpspropaganda started a while back. it's been a chance to indulge some of my schlockier urges~
you can read the comics i drew here:
https://twitter.com/DistressedEgg/status/1023691460917354496
https://twitter.com/DistressedEgg/status/1024857371468685312
https://twitter.com/DistressedEgg/status/1026239942215663616
FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p9! sometimes the artistic process involves smashing a couple incomplete ideas together. hashtag relatable.
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Woke up this morning to find this BEAUTIFUL art of Succor waiting in my Discord from none other than twitter user @kabbalahye! She looks so powerful and cool!! 💜🖤💜🖤 #nsfw
FROM THE PATREON: heard it's a hot one out there right now, folks. maybe now's a good time to hang out with some cool friends?
beat the heat! aaaand beat the mMNGHH (a gigantic vaudeville hook yanks me off stage) http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw
FROM THE PATREON: from now on, once very couple of months, i'd like to "remaster" an older sketch from this blog that I particularly like. i've been wanting to color this sucker in particular for like a year solid, lmao. TOO HD
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FROM THE PATREON: i got really excited about this concept and kind of wrote way too much accompanying text for this piece, so here's just a screenshot. I LIKE THIS IDEA
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FROM THE PATREON: group sex month continues with.... wait, does this count as group sex? i feel like it SHOULD. whatever. bjork voice enjoy
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also hey, i finished this commission for twitter users @phenokage and @ReadingRidley today! looks like THIS experiment had some unexpected results (LIKE GETTING BIG AND MONSTERY AS FUCK)
interested in a piece like this? hit me up at distressedegg at gmail for services and rates!
[TECHNICALLY SFW for once, wow, dang]
FROM THE PATREON: sometimes you just have to blow off a little extra steam during dinner rush, y'know?
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FROM THE PATREON: may sketches for $20 donors! two of my current donors wanted their sketches combined for a big hookah smoking scene. it doesn't take much to convince me to draw hookah-related content, tee bee aitch
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FROM THE PATREON: group sex month is a go! get ready for a LOT of big tangled messes, friends.
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#nsfw
FROM THE PATREON: bienniale p8! you're a pretty good piece of interior decor right now.... But Are You Art???
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FROM THE PATREON: another gift piece from BLFC for a friend who's into mixing business and latex. SYNERGY!!
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YET ANOTHER COMMISSION SET. this one's for twitter user @malaclypsev- looks like twitter user @krinndnz somehow wrangled her kobold character Garu into getting hypno-TF'd into an exact copy of herself. tigers, am i RIGHT?
limited comm slots are open! email me at distressedegg at gmail for quotes!
ANOTHER COMMISSION. this one's for twitter user @LustfulLucius! PROTIP: responsible wizards should never try to control horrifying nameless cosmic forces beyond the ken of mere mortals, UNLESS it's for horny shit, in which case go nuts my dude
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
