distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
FROM THE PATREON: i posted this the night before halloweeEEEeeennnnn!!! wanted to go for a creepy infectious wraith hivemind thing for this?? might hone this idea for a comic later...
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FROM PATREON: patron sketches for October! a HYPNO BONANZA, plus some good old fashioned vore for good measure.
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FROM THE PATREON: out of all the hypnosis catalysts out there, i think weed has to be my fave, y'know? nothin like some of that dank, dank thZ if you KNOW what i MEAN my DUDES/DUDETTES/DUDENBIES.
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#introductions #nsfw Hey~ I'm a queer artist who draws weird spicy stuff! I run a Patreon at http://patreon.com/distressedegg and a blog at http://distressedegg.tumblr.com. Feel free to check out my work and subscribe, BUT: all my stuff is NSFW and only for ages 18+. Got it? good. *extremely seductive voice* NOW COME EXPLORE YOUR STRANGEST, MOST POWERFUL DESIRES WITH ME, YOU SEXY LITTLE RATTLESNAKES. https://awoo.space/media/w51jgUNhOHBBQZk-rjE https://awoo.space/media/YwO0GplkiWXwmG8z_qw https://awoo.space/media/5EcsSJ8fYrMpB8KCX5s https://awoo.space/media/82muvaU-Wa9OPj5t3Xo
FROM THE PATREON: the twelfth and final page of Ill-Tempered! what, you thought Jo was gonna come out of this okay? (i mean... he KIND OF did... as part of a horny rabbit that came out of his own psyche...)
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FROM THE PATREON: HYPNO MONTH IS ON!! i wanted to kick things off with something cute and chill, so i drew everyone's favorite nerf antelopes hanging out in bed gettin' trancey together. (DON'T WORRY, WE'LL DO WEIRD FANTASTICAL HYPNO STUFF THIS MONTH TOO, IT'S COOL)
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FROM THE PATREON: c'mooooon, you thought we were gonna get out of TF Month without hitting on one of the oldest tropes in the book? no WAY.
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FROM THE PATREON: some Spicey Cat People art loosely inspired by that "forced feminization" thread i posted on here a few weeks ago! i wasn't gonna stop thinking about it until i DREW something about it.
...>:3c
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FROM THE PATREON: Ill-Tempered, p.11! tfw u nut so HARD u fuckin dissolve into a big horny PUDDLE
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FROM THE PATREON: this piece was originally called "paper dragon" but one of my patrons suggested calling it “bookwyrm” and i had to physically smack my forehead with my hand in real life because that’s literally too fucking good. also i feel like book-based TF is underrated and should be explored more.
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FROM THE PATREON: sketches for our wonderful, brilliant, irresistibly sexy $20 Deviled-tier patrons for this month! clone TF, plush self-repair and some good old-fashioned vore!
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FROM THE PATREON, TF MONTH CONTINUES: kotep did a reeeeal quality story a few days ago about sexy cat TF via streaming (https://blog.kotep.xyz/post/165627483692/for-a-while-ive-wanted-to-write-about-a-tf), and i needed an idea for today's sketch. SO HERE WE ARE. this ended up WAY more elaborate than it needed to be, let's be honest.
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Drew my horny new second life avatar instead of doing something career relevant because sometimes YOUR GIRL HAS JUST GOTTA GO HER OWN WAY OK
https://awoo.space/media/UJE1olyvN3gh1LZgbGI
tfw you're fuckin pumped for those sweet sweet boosts 'n toots
https://awoo.space/media/376IqICWZ_y3BvQov-A https://awoo.space/media/rcG5xaynGhFKnVuwSn0
FROM THE PATREON: Ill-Tempered, page 10! looks like things are starting to really... HEAT UP, get it?
. . . D O Y O U G E T I T
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CHAKAT SEX: ALWAYS A GOOD THING TO DRAW. This is a commission for @ReadingRidley and @phenokage !
FROM THE PATREON:
it was only a matter of time before the bees figured out a way to reverse colony collapse. sure, the humans might've had a problem with it at first, but in the end their minds proved as willing to change as their bodies were...
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FROM THE PATREON: Chris never really got scared by horror movies like all his friends did. truth be told, they mostly just... made him... sleepy...
IT'S TF MONTH, EVERYBODY!! i hope you're as pumped as I've been drawing stuff for it, and i can't wait to show you what i've done so far! (THOUGH IF YOU'RE IMPATIENT FOR MORE: consider subscribing today? http://patreon.com/distressedegg)
FROM THE PATREON: was at a con earlier this month when i cranked this bad boy out. feeling a little... sensuous this evening???
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18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
