distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space

FROM THE PATREON: i got really excited about this concept and kind of wrote way too much accompanying text for this piece, so here's just a screenshot. I LIKE THIS IDEA

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@orrery phew, thank goodness. don't want the kink bureau to revoke my license

FROM THE PATREON: group sex month continues with.... wait, does this count as group sex? i feel like it SHOULD. whatever. bjork voice enjoy

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ALSO HEY: it's the D.Egg patreon's 1-year anniversary! The next month of updates on there will be "wild card" stuff that I've wanted to draw for a while!

PLUS: $5 patrons will now get production updates + early builds of the robot TF game I'm working on!

thanks to everyone who's already subscribed so far! if you're over 18 and you'd like to help me make more weird smut for horny people, subscribe here: http://patreon.com/distressedegg

also hey, i finished this commission for twitter users @phenokage and @ReadingRidley today! looks like THIS experiment had some unexpected results (LIKE GETTING BIG AND MONSTERY AS FUCK)

interested in a piece like this? hit me up at distressedegg at gmail for services and rates!

[TECHNICALLY SFW for once, wow, dang]

FROM THE PATREON: sometimes you just have to blow off a little extra steam during dinner rush, y'know?

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FROM THE PATREON: may sketches for $20 donors! two of my current donors wanted their sketches combined for a big hookah smoking scene. it doesn't take much to convince me to draw hookah-related content, tee bee aitch

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FROM THE PATREON: group sex month is a go! get ready for a LOT of big tangled messes, friends.

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FROM THE PATREON: bienniale p8! you're a pretty good piece of interior decor right now.... But Are You Art???

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FROM THE PATREON: another gift piece from BLFC for a friend who's into mixing business and latex. SYNERGY!!

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@toybold @krinndnz oh shit! i completely spaced and forgot!

@kotep when all you have is a stripey hammer, everything else looks like a not-stripey-enough-yet nail

YET ANOTHER COMMISSION SET. this one's for twitter user @malaclypsev- looks like twitter user @krinndnz somehow wrangled her kobold character Garu into getting hypno-TF'd into an exact copy of herself. tigers, am i RIGHT?

limited comm slots are open! email me at distressedegg at gmail for quotes!

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ANOTHER COMMISSION. this one's for twitter user @LustfulLucius! PROTIP: responsible wizards should never try to control horrifying nameless cosmic forces beyond the ken of mere mortals, UNLESS it's for horny shit, in which case go nuts my dude

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COMMISSION DUMP TIME LET'S GO

this was done for twitter user @sipilyine, of their horrible nightmare boy Donovan getting a little self-care. don't touch that dial! (jk, touch the shit out of that dial, just fuCKIN TOUCH IT ALL OVER)

interested in a commission? limited slots are open! email me at distressedegg@gmail.com for a quote!

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@toybold this is also valid

not "catgirl" as in "good kitty", "CATgirl" as in "over 730 horsepower and capable of efficiently moving multiple cubic tons of earth or debris"

whenever i see people doing the "t-pose to establish dominance" thing i always think like, buddy, if you're trying to convince me you're dominant, you could at least put a LITTLE more effort into it than just holding your arms out