distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
@tas@compassion.online you're welcome! trying my hardest!
from the patreon: ill-tempered page 6! ill-tempered, p6! “enrobing” is a candymaker’s term for coating something in chocolate, see
SUBSCRIBE TODAY at http://patreon.com/distressedegg to see page 7, as well as a whole lot of other cool art before it hits anywhere else!
FROM LAST FORTNIGHT ON THE PATREON. it’s just like that one French guy said: if a horny liquid latex god didn’t exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
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FROM LAST FORTNIGHT ON PATREON: i don’t do a lot of pool toy stuff so this month is more or less my first big foray into it! the valve is the junk, right? i’m pretty sure the valve is the junk. also i gotta draw more humans in my art, humans are cool!
MY WEIRD FUN QUEER PORN PATREON IS HIP, HOT AND BLOWING UP RIGHT NOWWWW. New updates every Wednesday and Saturday (plus Friday for $10+ subscribers!) http://patreon.com/distressedegg
FROM TWO WEEKS AGO ON THE PATREON: no matter which universe, no matter what timeline, the story is always the same: the fox, the bird, and the love that’s even larger than both of them. some constants are eternal. it’s been a heck of a ride, Macro Month.
A new general patron post and $10+-subscribers process post went up today! Subscribe today for more weird spicy fun at http://patreon.com/distressedegg!
AND HEY, IT’S #FRISKYFRIDAY SO WHY NOT: Super cool Patreon subscriber @smokedbottle commissioned me to clean up and color the sketch they got this month, so I did! I’m really jazzed with how this turned out!
My patreon is at http://patreon.com/distressedegg, by the way, if you like fun weird porny stuff! A-wink.
WHOA, A NON-PATREON POST. Another commission for Overlai of their raptor character Carver getting a new t-shirt! (And experiencing some issues with the tailoring, apparently.)
JUST AN ALERT: If you like sketch pages like this, I’m going to be opening for commissions soon! Stay tuned…
FROM LAST FORTNIGHT ON THE PATREON: i realized i hadn’t drawn any good old fashioned “erotic city destruction” for Macro Month, which just felt fundamentally wrong. so i drew this! i’m not sure if this is any LESS wrong, mind you….
KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FOREVER? my gratitude, if you support me on Patreon: http://patreon.com/distressedegg tiers start at $1!
ALSO RE: FOLLOWUP: i really need a proper expensively skimpy little black dress. and one of those complex floral harness things for under it (see below). or the ones that are LIKE these with all the little flowery lace accoutrements on them. hell yeahhhh) https://awoo.space/media/ma5nsefZQFFSfryjLYU
(MY ANSWERS: mine were these zebra print leggings for the longest time, but i got a silky clingy black catsuit recently and Wow, Dang, Even Better, Yes. mostly i just like a lot of body-conforming stuff bc my body is finally starting to look the way i want it to as of late!!!
#TMITUESDAY QUESTION: what piece of clothing makes you feel like you're at your 100% sexiest?
FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: what's your IDEAL peak sexy outfit?
@itsnero love u riverboat gambler
in related news: holy shit this almost went up on the wrong account, lmao
https://awoo.space/media/sjotgZdFBCLieI6SldY
FROM LAST FORTNIGHT, ON THE PATREON: sketches for $20-and-up subscribers for June! these were SUPER FUN TO DO, i’ll use any excuse to draw hot birds and my Nerf gals.
WANT A PIECE OF THIS ACTION? Subscriptions to my Patreon start as low as $1! https://www.patreon.com/distressedegg #onedollarpatreon #nsfw
retoots/awoos/whatevers are also encouraged! trying to boost membership a little, heh.
https://awoo.space/media/YQyQj2vllXQ0p9gp8fg
a commission for @OverlaiAgain on Twitter! DON'T KNOCK OVER THE BEEF OBELISK. YOU HAD ONE RULE, AND THAT WAS NOT TO KNOCK OVER THE BEEF OBELISK!! #nsfw
https://awoo.space/media/9uNyC3BNQpfLmHSNCYM
FROM THE PATREON: ill-tempered, pg 4! This is a very forward rabbit. See the next page by subscribing today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg
ALSO HEY: https://www.patreon.com/posts/12869193 the poll for next month's sketch theme is up for $5 and over subscribers!
FROM THE PATREON: FROM THE PATREON: happy (belated) Pride weekend!!
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MACRO MONTH HAS BEEN HELLA FUN BTW, it's not something i've drawn much before but it's definitely something i'd like to draw more often in the future! thanks to everyone for the support. <3
THERE'S A NEW POST UP ON THE PATREON! Macro Month continues with a sketch i might actually go to Internet Hell for. subscribe to see it and other fun NSFW stuff. updates 3x a week, tiers start at $1... AND WE'LL BE VOTING ON NEXT MONTH'S THEME SOON!!
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
