distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space

#TMITUESDAY QUESTION: what piece of clothing makes you feel like you're at your 100% sexiest?

FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: what's your IDEAL peak sexy outfit?

in related news: holy shit this almost went up on the wrong account, lmao

https://awoo.space/media/sjotgZdFBCLieI6SldY

FROM LAST FORTNIGHT, ON THE PATREON: sketches for $20-and-up subscribers for June! these were SUPER FUN TO DO, i’ll use any excuse to draw hot birds and my Nerf gals.

WANT A PIECE OF THIS ACTION? Subscriptions to my Patreon start as low as $1! https://www.patreon.com/distressedegg #onedollarpatreon #nsfw

retoots/awoos/whatevers are also encouraged! trying to boost membership a little, heh.

https://awoo.space/media/YQyQj2vllXQ0p9gp8fg

a commission for @OverlaiAgain on Twitter! DON'T KNOCK OVER THE BEEF OBELISK. YOU HAD ONE RULE, AND THAT WAS NOT TO KNOCK OVER THE BEEF OBELISK!! #nsfw

https://awoo.space/media/9uNyC3BNQpfLmHSNCYM

FROM THE PATREON: ill-tempered, pg 4! This is a very forward rabbit. See the next page by subscribing today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg

ALSO HEY: https://www.patreon.com/posts/12869193 the poll for next month's sketch theme is up for $5 and over subscribers!

FROM THE PATREON: FROM THE PATREON: happy (belated) Pride weekend!!

for more fun, subscribe: http://patreon.com/distressedegg

https://awoo.space/media/NJQOp4mMfcLI_28tOOY

MACRO MONTH HAS BEEN HELLA FUN BTW, it's not something i've drawn much before but it's definitely something i'd like to draw more often in the future! thanks to everyone for the support. <3

https://awoo.space/media/cLgSD3afF3ELNDnJ8iQ

THERE'S A NEW POST UP ON THE PATREON! Macro Month continues with a sketch i might actually go to Internet Hell for. subscribe to see it and other fun NSFW stuff. updates 3x a week, tiers start at $1... AND WE'LL BE VOTING ON NEXT MONTH'S THEME SOON!!

http://patreon.com/distressedegg

more recent #nsfw Patreon stuff https://awoo.space/media/U6xmPzJ4YwCOHKeLabA https://awoo.space/media/xZTavx0SzV90OP07yBo https://awoo.space/media/jrHtipllM6Rf-kqtnSI https://awoo.space/media/DXDi2JEJJ9jUDCrXKBE

also here's a sampler of some #nsfw stuff i drew recently for Said Previously Aforementioned Patreon
https://awoo.space/media/DtCoRR2dsYJWgAoyykg https://awoo.space/media/wQ2z1vGS3oniEmLEvkE https://awoo.space/media/UGGYpR9qgLgC8wZMQ-8 https://awoo.space/media/V-tSvRQeNINQEnGvFyY

alright so Twitter looks like it's somehow managed to make life even shittier for queer content producers recently so: I'm On Here Now Too, heyyy!!!

i'm an NB trans femme (she/they) who draws spicy art and comics for fun and profit. you can check out my work at http://distressedegg.tumblr.com or on my Patreon at http://patreon.com/distressedegg. if you like my stuff please consider throwing some money my way each month, that'd own bones