distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space

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HOWDY, PERVERTS!!!

i'm headed to #BLFC2018 this year and i'd like to defray travel costs, so i'm starting a commission mini drive! if there's something spicy you've wanted me to draw for you for a while, now's the time~ 3 slots open - email me at distressedegg at gmail for a quote!

(also jsyk i know all these examples are of big titty ladies? i draw all sorts of stuff though. feel free to scroll through this account for more.) #nsfw

FROM THE PATREON: kicking off Punk Rock month. clothes aren't really yours unless you fuck them up with someone you care about, right?

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FROM THE PATREON: took a break between monthly themes back in March to do a gift piece for a friend of mine. these tigresses are identical, but they might not have always been that way...

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FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p5! my schedule got weird and i kind of lost progress on this comic, but APPARENTLY FOLKS HERE ON TWITTER LIKED IT A BUNCH?? and i mean who am i to deny people telling me that they like my work. ONWARD.

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FROM PATREON: wrapping up Marine Animals month with a pair of pink reef lobsters, a species i was only just alerted to recently but which i've already fallen in love with. look them up! they're cool!! #nsfw

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inspired by darkhugscomics on twitter. this is the new shit. everyone has to do this now #nsfw

saturdays are my days off, and recently i've started spending at least some part of the day drawing fun self-indulgent bullshit. i drew this today for the NSFW section of the PR discord i'm currently in, and it got, um, A Reaction #NSFW

FROM THE PATREON: february $20 patron sketches! nobody make a "seamen" joke.

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COMMISSION POSTING TIME: did this piece of a spiced-up kitty girl for an anonymous client! i love doing simple inked stuff like this, it’s so calmingly zen. NOT UNLIKE MASTURBATING, ONE MIGHT SAY???

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FROM THE PATREON: is there one cute eel in this picture? or two? the answer, dear watchers, is up to you...

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BONUS EASTER POLL: if you could be made out of candy, what would YOU be?

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#nsfw it's easter, babey. you know what that means. time to repost my horny chocolate rabbit TF comic (1/3 - http://patreon.com/distressedegg)

Happy Easter/April Fools! Today I’m playing a hilarious “prank” on myself by thinking about what it’d feel like if I was made of candy and got fucked so hard my pelvis melted, after which I’d just pump out egg after festive candy egg from my slick little sugary— (1/37)

FROM THE PATREON: y'know, like from the one movie. uhhhh. Homeward Bound or whatever

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FROM THE PATREON: mermsbians. mebsmains. mramsblams. FISH GIRLS

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FROM THE PATREON: hot octopus guy with a few extra arms added on for utility and leisure. BECAUSE WHY NOT.

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#nsfw https://awoo.space/media/uYZflllVjXa61STeXSM

This poll closes on the 20th, so get your votes in NOW!