@Leucrotta
I wonder how many venerated Zen koans were just the old grumpy masters fucking with students.
Granted, in Zen at least, fucking with students /is/ part of the practice, so it might be hard to tell. :-P
@Leucrotta
Something something one with everything? :-P
@emanate ... so the hot dog vendor suddenly tucked peppers and tomato slices behind the monk’s ears, squirted his shaved head with mustard and sprinkled him with celery salt. AND HE WAS ENLIGHTENED!
@emanate I’ve told you my variant on the “a monk goes to a hot dog vendor” joke right?