New rule:

If you live in Seattle you can still be a local even if you use umbrellas*

*ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵃ ᵖˡᵘˢʰ

New head-cannon from aforementioned new rule:

All Seattle folks who use umbrellas and clearly know where they're going are secretly plush :D

@mawr It's true, a soggy plush is no fun, unless you're running one through the laundry cycle. :-P

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@mawr Addendum: some plushes /are/ just waterproof by design. Like @Oneironott !

@emanate @Oneironott True! There are some forms of mawrplush that are waterproof, but that doesn't mean I'm not going carry a colorful accessory that I get to twirl around. :D

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